you’ve got a friend in me // randy newman
some other folks might be a little bit smarter than i am
bigger and stronger too, maybe
but none of them will ever love you the way i do
it’s me and you, boy
this goes SO hard…
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.
Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.
This speaks to me on an emotional level.
“My coffee got cold, so I made an owl with it.”
you made a fucking owl with your coffee
I can’t even make coffee with coffee